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I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:16pm
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.





Jake Jake you are great
Me and you should really date
It's ok if you like chicks
I'll change your mind with my sexy tricks

You don't need a Witherspoon
Or a nasty Taylor poon
All you need is Jordan C
So to you, I make this plea

Donnie Darko Bubble Boy
You can always bring me joy
Let me do the same for you
You'll be amazed by this super Jew

I'll do things you've never seen
Brokeback Mountain will seem so clean
We'll tear the sheets and spray the walls
Something Something with your balls

Ice Cream Sundae, Candy Corn
We can make some dirty porn
Just for us of course, you see
But we'll show our Grandkids
You
and
Me


I love you...





Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:16 PM
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Jay Lerner-Z
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joined:4/4/11
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:20pm
Aw, you should write for Hallmark.
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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:21pm
They won't hire me cuz I'm too dirty.
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Addison D.
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joined:5/17/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:25pm
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...
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Wynbish
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joined:4/27/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:33pm
Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:33 PM
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Kad
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joined:11/5/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:41pm
I'm not sure which I like more, Jake with beard or Jake sans.
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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:45pm
Jake is perfect no matter what he looks like.
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Wynbish
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joined:4/27/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:48pm
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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm
In a bubble or on my bed
It's just like I have always said
Jake is perfect, this I know
Our love will surely only grow.
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Kad
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joined:11/5/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm
Yes, even there.

He is dreaminess personified. He is also taller than I thought, which is fiiiine.
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dtzumbrunnen
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joined:6/30/08
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:52pm
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Fantastic

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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:56pm
Oh my God, he's so gorgeous.
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Wynbish
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joined:4/27/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:56pm
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Wynbish
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joined:4/27/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:01am
I found this website with dozens of Gylly gifs. And look!

Jake and Jared!

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Jordan Catalano
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joined:10/9/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:02am
I don't like people objectifying the man I'm going to marry.
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CapnHook
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joined:5/12/03
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
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Wynbish
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joined:4/27/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am
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Kad
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joined:11/5/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:14am
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

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Kad
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I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:15am
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

My personal favorite, from before he beefed up.

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CarlosAlberto
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joined:6/29/10
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:27am
This has got to be my favorite line:


Something Something with your balls


I likededed your poem very much Jordan

"I was raised to be charming, not sincere"
Updated On: 9/23/12 at 12:27 AM
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StageManager2
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joined:10/21/05
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:31am
Remember when he was up for the Michael Pitt part in The Dreamers but backed out 'cause of the full frontal nudity required? I mourn to this day.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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Jay Lerner-Z
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joined:4/4/11
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:33am
Jordan, you should embroider it for him to hang in his dressing room. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
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TheatreDiva90016
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joined:4/10/04
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:42am
That is so beautiful...

Brought a tear to my eye.


Something something......
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post. <<>> -whatever2
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PalJoey
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joined:3/11/04
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 08:30am
"What did you say, Jordan? You know I can never understand what you're saying when you talk with your mouth full."

yr pal,
joey




Blocked so far: suestorm, Master Bates
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PalJoey
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joined:3/11/04
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 09:13am
Marcelo Gomes is the Jake Gyllenhaal of ballet.
yr pal,
joey




Blocked so far: suestorm, Master Bates
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Playbilly
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joined:3/30/12
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 10:25am
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"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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