Disney's FROZEN

[Jordan Catalano]

Yeah, Clyde. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

[ClydeBarrow]

[broadway guy]

Jordan can i ask you a question?

[ClydeBarrow]

This oughta be good.

[broadway guy]

Well gosh Clyde Im not going to ask unless he says I can ask him a question. Patience is a virtue Mr.

[Jordan Catalano]

Be patient, Clyde.

[broadway guy]

Fine I wont ask but it was actually a legit question for you Jordy.

[Jordan Catalano]

So ask your question.

[broadway guy]

What exactly do you do for a living? I take it you are somehow connected to the broadway industry? I think I read somewhere a long time ago that you teach theatre to deaf people? But I can never tell when you are just joking.

[Jordan Catalano]

I do not teach theatre to te deaf.

[broadway guy]

SO what do you do?

[Jordan Catalano]

The people here who I want to let know about my personal life, know about my personal life.

[broadway guy]

Well you said your name was on the Spring Awakening Program so im guessing you have some ties to broadway?

[Jordan Catalano]

Ok.

[broadway guy]

Fine forget i asked.

[Jordan Catalano]

I don't know what you want me to tell you. I'm not giving you any personal information about myself. You want to know some things about me? Here's six things.

1) Yes, my name does appear in the SPRING AWAKENING Playbill, along with quite a few others.

2) Liza Minnelli knows my name.

3) I go days at a time occasionally not saying one word yet communicating fully with other people.

3) I have been a guest in Stephen Sondheim's home.

4) A Tony nominee from this past season left so much lipstick on my face the other night that it was really a bitch to get off.

5) My name will appear somewhere in the credits for a much anticipated film coming out this year.

6) Sometimes I wonder if Chinese food isn't really my favorite food and if Indian really is.

[ljay889]

Does he (broadway guy) ever




?

[ljay889]

3) I have been a guest in Stephen Sondheim's home.

In the dungeon... I mean basement, right? :-p

[Wynbish]

4) A Tony nominee from this past season left so much lipstick on my face the other night that it was really a bitch to get off.

If only Gyllith was nominated...

[Jordan Catalano]

I don't want to think about him wearing lipstick.

[Wynbish]

So, if only he was nominated and not wearing lipstick or certain articles of clothing...

[Jordan Catalano]

That'd be ok.

[Kad]

"6) Sometimes I wonder if Chinese food isn't really my favorite food and if Indian really is. "

Oh, but Chinese is faster and cheaper.

[Jordan Catalano]

And I'm Jewish. Saying its not my favorite food is like me saying the Torah is all lies.

[all that jazz]

"2) Liza Minnelli knows my name."

[Jordan Catalano]

God, that's creepy.