Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.

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Vespertine1228
#1Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:08pm

As per casting notices on Playbill and Equity. This fall at the American Airlines. Someone shoot me in the face.

Why?!? There are so many other things.

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#2Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:13pm

It's weird that A) they're doing this and B) they don't have Cyrano cast.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#2Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:15pm

another snoozer in the American Airlines.

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#3Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:20pm

Roundabout was not the last to revive Cyrano, it was a commercial production that played the Richard Rogers

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frogs_fan85
#4Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:23pm

The Kevin Kline production closed a little over four years ago and is readily available on DVD... so what's the point of this?!?!

I was hoping Roundabout would try to bring in THE ICEMAN COMETH from the Goodman for a September-December run.

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#5Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:24pm

Who the heck runs this theater? It's awful. Awful choices.

iluvtheatertrash
#6Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:37pm

Roundabout did CYRANO already at one point, bdn. I believe it was Langella's.


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Bwaydide92
#7Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:38pm

Normally I would be happy for a Cyrano revival. It's a great play and definitely deserves a revival but they're asking for STRONG BRITISH ACCENTS for a French play. Sounds like they're starting off on the wrong foot.

Gothampc
#8Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:38pm

"Who the heck runs this theater? It's awful. Awful choices."

All you ever need to say is Roundabout. We immediately associate bland performances, miscasting and bad direction with the name Roundabout.

When I was in the UK recently, someone gave me driving directions and said "Go to the next roundabout..." I started crying and said "Please don't make me" before I realized they were talking about a road and not a theater company.


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iluvtheatertrash
#9Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:39pm

They MUST already have a name attached. I can't imagine them doing this without star power. What would be the point? Unless of course this is a "new" play like AFTER MISS JULIE... which wasn't a new play at all, if you ask me.


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FindingNamo
#10Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:40pm

You're so camp! And yes, I mean that as a compliment.


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iluvtheatertrash
#11Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:41pm

So true, Gotham. I did enjoy ROAD TO MECCA (which was grounded by Harris' extraordinary and egregiously overlooked performance by the Tony Committee) and SONS OF THE PROPHET. But over 85% of Roundabout's work comes across like stock.

And yet we all keep going. Oy!


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iluvtheatertrash
#12Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:42pm

Moi? I would totally take that as a compliment, possum.


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#13Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:45pm

This isn't even an AFTER MISS JULIE situation...they're doing the Rostand play that was just done five years ago. Maybe the rights are cheap.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

iluvtheatertrash
#14Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:46pm

...or free?

I was trying to be optimistic. Sort of... Granted, that's impossible with Roundabout.


"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman

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#15Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:49pm

Let's see: whose TV shows just got cancelled and are now free for fall run?

Ashley Judd as Roxanne? Leslie Bibb? Amanda Peet?


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

#16Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:49pm

I'm sure they already have a "star" in mind. Isn't their motto: big names, small casts?

iluvtheatertrash
#17Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:50pm

I think I just threw up in my mouth with those suggestions... Though they can cast one of the hotties from GCB as Christian and I'll be all over that like ham on rye.


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#18Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:51pm

They like to reuse people, so we'll probably get Santino Fontana or Adam Driver as Christian.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

iluvtheatertrash
#19Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:51pm

Sitting here trying to think of a Cyrano from the Roundabout talent pool. And at a loss. Very curious who it would go to. Jim Dale would be interesting, though he's a bit long in the tooth at this point. And he wouldn't sell tickets.


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iluvtheatertrash
#20Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 3:52pm

Adam Driver ain't hot enough for Christian. Give me Santino. Or even better, Pablo Schreiber. In his costume from DESIRE UNDER THE ELMS.... Or, y'know, just plain naked.

OR AN ALL-AFRICAN AMERICAN CAST. DONE.


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Updated On: 5/21/12 at 03:52 PM

#21Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 4:01pm

I don't know why, but Kelsey Grammar popped into my mind.

Probably not a great choice.

iluvtheatertrash
#22Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 4:03pm

Oh! Maybe it'll be as funny as his Macbeth!


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#23Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 4:04pm

It's gonna be Whoopi Goldberg as Cyrano. My friend Kyle's friend Heather told him.

iluvtheatertrash
#24Roundabout doing Cyrano. Again.
Posted: 5/21/12 at 4:16pm

Not gonna lie. I'd pay good money to see that.


"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman