Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two Timing Jerks Like Nick

romantico
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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
tazber
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Everything about that is just too perfect. I love the Onion.

Favorite moment:
Andrea: (on hearing the news that Santy has jumped off a cliff) "Oh my god"

Her delivery had me laughing out loud. I'm still laughing just writing about it!

Priceless.

....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 3/2/12 at 04:15 PM
romantico
Broadway Legend
joined:3/6/05
If you hit the pause button at 1:12 you can read some of the tweets which are hilarious!

"Children need moral role models so they don't grow up to tell someone they will be there for them and then refuse to even answer their texts."

"Lets defend marriage against heartbreakers."

"Its not a civil liberties issue. Nick isn't civil. He is rude and hurtful."

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-