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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 04:54pm
That poor Eponine. You know she's thinking, "How can I be the only one here who has ever listened to a cast recording of this show?"
'First the Bastille than the butt plug.' -- M ______
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Mister Matt
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 05:20pm
I'm in shock. Never have the words "Les Miserables" been so self-explanatory and accurate. It may be the first performance of the show where the audience dies at the end.

I don't usually like to criticize high school productions, but mon Dieu, they actually seem to be performing under duress. The berets...Javert's dandy tricorn...Marius...the total and complete apathy exhibited by the Thenardiers, later echoed by the entirely rigid and motionless cast...it's all just...mizzerahbluh.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 05:36pm
There's a grief that can't be spoken....

there's a pain goes ohhhnn and ohhn

Ampty chers at ampty tables...


Enjoy 'The Cafe Song':

http://www.youtube.com/user/bauvdel#p/u/3/rZNvyS7yXa0

and please watch it thru. it gets better by the second

especially at 3:09

.......

please enjoy.
But i really want to stay out of high schools as there is a thread for that.

any professional, community regional theatre FAILS?


Updated On: 4/27/11 at 05:36 PM
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ABB2357
Broadway Star
joined:7/29/09
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 05:45pm
Thanks, taboo - I'm also partial to their performance of "A Heart Full of Love." I have a feeling these clips are going to change some lives today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0CpDYN4mc
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broadwaydevil
Broadway Legend
joined:2/16/11
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 06:05pm
Hilarious fail from beginning to end:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBFDSoTzA4
Scratch and claw for every day you're worth! Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming You'll live forever here on earth.
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PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/10/08
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 06:28pm
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 06:33pm
broadwaydevil....


you naughty naughty devil
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SNLMedia
Broadway Legend
joined:12/6/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 06:36pm
PG2, that one was posted on the first page.

I cannot stop watching Jesus falling off the cross. Dying of laughter!
"The world is a better place because of hairspray." - Michael Ball

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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 06:47pm
and here's the stylings of kelsey grammar......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 06:52pm
epic fail
Updated On: 5/25/12 at 06:52 PM
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broadwaydevil
Broadway Legend
joined:2/16/11
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 07:02pm
taboo - I just couldn't resist the opportunity.
Scratch and claw for every day you're worth! Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming You'll live forever here on earth.
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 07:10pm
Cogsworth takes a tumble....

faceplant!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45OG3PodDMU

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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/27/11 at 07:15pm
and from the Subway Stage.......



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzhyrlMYnM
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Swing
joined:12/26/10
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/28/11 at 02:07am
My personal favourite.

Whenever I feel bad about my voice, I listen to this. Works every time.

Out Tonight
Updated On: 4/28/11 at 02:07 AM
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ABB2357
Broadway Star
joined:7/29/09
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/28/11 at 03:13am
Can't tell if this is community theater or middle school or what, but it sure is a bunch of 12-year-olds doing EVITA. Epic fail 25 seconds in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVCso_d5uzE
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abitoftap
Broadway Star
joined:3/16/08
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/28/11 at 05:26am
is that the voice or the table?!
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/28/11 at 09:14am
LOL. I find it poignant that it happens on the line:
'Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies...'

it adds a nice touch.
addybrown13
Swing
joined:4/25/11
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/28/11 at 04:31pm
The Peter Pan one is my fav. It KILLS me every time. That poor little girl getting yanked out of bed is HI-LARIOUS. :)
-Addy
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ABB2357
Broadway Star
joined:7/29/09
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/28/11 at 05:08pm
Can we please bring this to Broadway? Clearly she is giving the performance of a lifetime!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo7T-RUhqI0
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Hex3
Stand-by
joined:11/7/08
CATSNYrevival
Broadway Legend
joined:3/1/04
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/29/11 at 07:50am
^

Good lord. Someone tell Lilli that Fred likes dudes.
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defygravity24
Featured Actor
joined:7/17/09
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/29/11 at 11:11am
When I was Mr. Warbucks in Annie at a community theater, during a scene change, the set fell on our Grace, but she was fine and the show went on without anything more than just a slightly longer scene change. The biggest fail though was in my middle school's horrendous version of Oklahoma! the CD we used starting skipping in the last song and the whole cast and audience just lost it!
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iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend
joined:11/9/04
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/29/11 at 11:54am
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 4/30/11 at 08:02am
WOW. That Dreamgirls production reminds me exactly of that scene in the indie film "Camp". LOL
Updated On: 4/30/11 at 08:02 AM
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taboo123
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 5/1/11 at 12:25pm

LOL




Updated On: 5/25/12 at 12:25 PM
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend
joined:2/9/04
Theatre FAIL
Posted: 5/1/11 at 03:40pm
Some folks on here have wondered what I look like in real life.
Well, here I am last week enlivening a local live event
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry

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