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How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual

How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#1How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 11:56am

How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual

I actually linked through this at Pam's when I was looking up stuff on GLAAD v Sherri Shepherd, but this is so redonk it deserved its own thread. The link itself is actually a Kenyan blogger, repeating something posted in this book.

Don't starts accusing until you know you've seen several signs,
discussed it with a counselor or some other trained professional.


Rants and Raves of a Kenyan Gay Man Updated On: 5/2/19 at 11:56 AM

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StockardFan
#2How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:00pm

WTF?


KFTC!!!!!

Q
#2How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:03pm

"How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual"
 

Updated On: 5/2/19 at 12:03 PM

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StageManager2
#3How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:07pm

"13) If he has a lot of unexcused absences, and if he's out later than he usually is a couple of times a week. He might be cruising or stopping by a Gay after-hour joint after his regular activities."

He could just as well be having an affair with another WOMAN.


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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#4How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:10pm

I like that the absences are not unexplained, but unexcused.

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StockardFan
#5How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:15pm

Yeah, like he's skipping school or something.....


KFTC!!!!!

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Reginald Tresilian
#6How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:42pm

A truck driver tried to cut me off as I was crossing the street the other day and, just as in item 2, he flung up at finger at me.

Now I know what it means!

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StockardFan
#7How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:50pm

I just re-read #2. I'm LMAO at the walking around in footies on their toes.


KFTC!!!!!

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doodlenyc
#8How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:57pm

What's a footie?

Does that mean a foot long?


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singtopher
#9How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:58pm

I hate it when I slip and accidentally put on footies and walk around on my toes.


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clever name
#10How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:01pm

How do you "sleep like a woman"? ..Just so I know what to look for..

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Reginald Tresilian
#11How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:05pm

^ Negligee, lacy eye mask . . . that sort of thing.

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#12How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:10pm

I seem to not be covered by a good number of those items. I guess that means I must not really be gay?

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tazber
#13How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:11pm

"Does he sleep like a woman or like a man"

can someone please explain the difference to me?


....but the world goes 'round

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#14How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:23pm

Hell, I've been single a bit too long. Does this mean I'm straight?

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TheatreFan4
#15How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:26pm

I don't really have any of these! Being gay IS just a phase! Happy days!

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tazber
#16How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:37pm

LOL tf4!


....but the world goes 'round

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doodlenyc
#17How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:57pm

How many of you just checked for "tell tale humps"?


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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nmartin
#18How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 2:53pm

^^^^^^
I did and quite enjoyed it.

Craww
#19How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:22pm

How many of you just checked for "tell tale humps"?

I now fear that this is what I'm gonna think of if I'm ever unlucky enough to hear My Humps again.

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PalJoey
#20How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:34pm

10) You can touch his rectum to see if he has those tell-tale humps on his anus from having it stretched open with a penis.

That has to be one of the most perfectly crafted sentences ever created in the English language.

Read it aloud several times and tell me if you disagree.


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givesmevoice
#21How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:45pm

It's so filthy in its eloquence. Or so eloquent in its filth.


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SNAFU
#22How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:01pm

She forgot the old classic "... his dick tastes like sh*t!"


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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#23How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:11pm

Is it a problem for him getting an maintaining an erection, when it never used to be that difficult?

I like this one, too. It suggests he might just one day suddenly get the gay and be unable to get it up for her.

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dramamama611
#24How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:12pm

"Toss his salad" I admit, I have NO idea to what this is actually referring (I suppose I can GUESS), HOWEVER, couldn't the sign of his legs going up so fast just mean he wants "it" before she changes her mind--again????


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