Maleficent

dramamama611
Broadway Legend
joined:12/4/07
Maleficent
Posted: 6/1/14 at 06:32pm
This was one of the worst films I've seen in recent years.

The story was paper thin. I don't mind the change is focus or even that it takes liberties with where the story goes....it was just so BORING. The script, in written form, could not have more that 20 pages. The pacing was awful, and so was the CGI....I felt like I was watching effects from 10 years ago; clunky and unrealistic. Every character was two dimensional, no one had motivation. If there was another close up of Jolie simply staring, I thought I might scream.

**Possible SPOILER**
This basically had the same "true love's kiss" twist as Frozen -- and it was ten thousand times more effective in Frozen. Even my kids saw it coming a mile away.


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ArtMan
Broadway Legend
joined:9/10/08
Maleficent
Posted: 6/1/14 at 07:04pm
In just a few days it has made an estimated 70 million, $170 million worldwide (estimated). I wonder what the boxoffice will be when word of mouth spreads. I didn't mind the change of the story. Just the story they presented was a snoozefest. Angelina's real life daughter,(playing the young Aurora) is a cutie.

Updated On: 6/1/14 at 07:04 PM
candydog2
Featured Actor
joined:8/11/07
Maleficent
Posted: 6/1/14 at 07:53pm
I found the whole thing about her having wings to be bizarre and out of place. They could have chosen a far more logical story, such as her being feared and pursued by the King for her incredible magical powers.
beautywickedlover
Broadway Legend
joined:6/28/07
Maleficent
Posted: 6/1/14 at 10:42pm

MORE SPOILERS









"WHA? So Aurora goes off to live with the woman who just killed her father? I'm all for Disney showing some new type of family unit, but... I admit, how wrongheaded this all sounds makes me kinda wanna see it..."

When Aurora returns to the castle, she hugs her father, but he's not extremely happy to see her. All eh tells her is that she looks like her mother. He then locks her in a room. Then, when Stefan tries to kill Maleficent, Aurora does everything she can to help Maleficent and stop her father, "the evil king." Earlier on Stefan's wife gets really sick and dies, but he does not come to be with her when it happens. He just stays where Maleficent's wings are being kept and is focusing on defeating his enemy.

Updated On: 6/1/14 at 10:42 PM
StageManager2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/21/05
Maleficent
Posted: 6/2/14 at 04:12am
But one question: didn't anyone involved even think about her name? That someone they're portraying as basically good has a name that inherently means evil?

I've wondered the same thing. Maleficent is an actual word, and the definition in Merriam-Webster is "working or productive of harm or evil." They should've just renamed her Benevolent, which means "marked by or suggestive of goodwill."

I think this atrocity is akin to when they made Tinker Bell speak in those recent direct-to-DVD movie series. It made her lose her mystique.
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JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Maleficent
Posted: 6/2/14 at 07:27am
I have a (very far-reaching according to D2!) possible explanation for her name. Maybe her parents were bubbly fairies with pastel privates and they were expecting a fairy baby that pooped glitter and rainbows. When the very dark, pointy thing with cheekbones that could have performed her own c-section popped out, they assumed she must be the devil. Therefore they named her what they assumed was appropriate. She looked evil, so they assumed she was. Sure, it's a stretch. Whatever. She's a damn fairy with horns. Anything is possible.
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CarlosAlberto
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/10
Maleficent
Posted: 6/2/14 at 07:38am
Thank you JG2 for that much needed laugh.
D2
Broadway Legend
joined:12/3/06
Maleficent
Posted: 6/2/14 at 10:18am
Keep reaching, JG2. Remember, your daughter agrees with me.
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rosscoe(au)
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joined:8/20/05
Maleficent
Posted: 6/4/14 at 09:12am
Its a pity this wasn't made by another studio, Jolie was wonderful.
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Bettyboy72
Broadway Legend
joined:3/31/06
Maleficent
Posted: 6/4/14 at 08:41pm
I just saw this-I enjoyed it, but it missed so many opportunities.

It felt like a bait & switch. This was Sleeping Beauty Redux-not Maleficent. If you name the film Maleficent, I expected the script to be flipped-showing what Maleficent was doing between what we know about her. All she did was spy on Aurora-ZZZZZZZZ

I have to say the scene were Jolie appears at the Christening is cinematic gold. Jolie commands that scene and the audience held their breath. Its a shame that the rest of the film didn't match that.
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sabrelady
Broadway Legend
joined:5/16/03
Maleficent
Posted: 6/4/14 at 10:42pm
I must say I was glad of the heads up as far as those trios of pixies were concerned. Seriously traitors to their species. AND the utter illogical entrusting them w the raising of the child? I suppose they were to be comic relief but most of the Three Stooges bits they did fell very flat. Whoever said Linda Woolverton should not be allowed near a script again was spot on.
That being said, Angelina Jolie was truly magnificent. Even when she did soften up as she follows the Beastie (OOOO shout out to Pirates of the Caribbean Linda!) She never lost that detached otherworldly essence of the character. Bettyboy is correct- she really commands the christening scene but of course that was one of the scenes almost recreated from the animation. See what can happen when the wurds air gud? Jolie did what she could with other scenes but the pickings were definitely slim.

I will say (credit where it is due) the creation of Diaval as her confidant was an nice bit. The ultimate anthropomorphism as it were!

I have heard complaints about the "fake English accent" Jolie uses. No doubt the Lil' Maleficent(s) do have them but Jolie's hauteur and cold contempt in the christening scene are being expressed thru a very careful clipped almost over enunciation - reminiscent of the original animation.

I agree- when you think what COULD have been done.... sigh.
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Jungle Red
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joined:8/13/12
Maleficent
Posted: 6/5/14 at 12:48am
Woolverton needs to stick with animated films. Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King are two of my favorites.

But Lestat, Alice in Wonderland, and now this dreck? You'd think Disney would know by now.
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bwayto
Leading Actor
joined:12/5/11
Maleficent
Posted: 6/5/14 at 01:17am
It was cheesy, the story thin, but I loved this film. I'm a huge fan of the original, and Jolie's acting was great, even if the material she was working with wasn't up to par. I actually thought the CGI was well done.

Mind you - I saw it in 2D. 3D and Imax gives me a headache.
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StageManager2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/21/05
Maleficent
Posted: 6/5/14 at 07:23am
It felt like a bait & switch. This was Sleeping Beauty Redux-not Maleficent. If you name the film Maleficent, I expected the script to be flipped-showing what Maleficent was doing between what we know about her. All she did was spy on Aurora-ZZZZZZZZ

Obviously, it was retitled Maleficent to further cash in on Wicked's popularity. Both "maleficent" and "wicked" mean the same thing.
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darreyl102
Broadway Legend
joined:8/23/08
Maleficent
Posted: 6/6/14 at 01:48am

SPOILERS AHEAD--- i felt vey conflicted through the whole film. since basically Birth, i have been a HUGE fan or both Maleficent and her voice- Eleanor Audley. So when i heard this was being made, i was extremely excited. but what i got, was not what i expected. They, in my eyes, de-villianized her and made her into the good guy. in fact, everything she does is justifiable and she is not mean at all. She tries to save Aurora, even watches her all through the princess's live and makes sure she is safe and cared for. they completely ruined the character. Maleficent was pure evil in the original film, and that's why i loved her. she was much too nice and good.
Jolie gives a great performance, but she does not have the power or presence in voice that Eleanor Audley possessed. During the scene in which she casts the spell- her evilness felt really forced. But she was great playing THIS version of Maleficent- a hero. The film does drag on a little and i must say i wasn't thrilled with it. but i am most angry at Disney for making her a Hero. So my question now is will they make Maleficent a hero in Disney themed things from now on- since this is supposed to be the true version of the story.
another thing that i wished they had done was have Mary Costa (The Original Voice of Sleeping Beauty) provided the voice of the Narrator- who was supposed to be older Aurora. The narrator they had was very boring and basic and this was a huge missed opportunity.

Also the three good fairies were completely useless and complete Idiots.

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Updated On: 6/6/14 at 01:48 AM
StageManager2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/21/05
Maleficent
Posted: 6/8/14 at 07:53am
Woolverton needs to stick with animated films. Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King are two of my favorites.

Disney's doing a live-action version of Beauty and the Beast to be directed by Bill Condon. I wonder if she'll have a hand in that since she wrote the screenplay for the animated film.
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StageManager2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/21/05
Maleficent
Posted: 6/8/14 at 07:53am
Woolverton needs to stick with animated films. Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King are two of my favorites.

Disney's doing a live-action version of Beauty and the Beast to be directed by Bill Condon. I wonder if she'll have a hand in that since she wrote the screenplay for the animated film.
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Borstalboy
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joined:2/9/04
Maleficent
Posted: 6/8/14 at 04:02pm
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