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PalJoey
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 04:50pm


If she dies, she told her own last joke last night at the Laurie Beechman: "I’m 81--I could go at any moment. I could fall over right here and you all could say, ‘I was there!’”


NY DAILY NEWS: Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare
yr pal,
joey



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FindingNamo
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:02pm
Is there a punch line?
"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work
TotallyEffed
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:04pm
Apparently, she has died.
Borstalboy
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:13pm
According to...?
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry
FindingNamo
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:29pm
And then the doctor slapped HER! Oh, it's just.
"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work
sabrelady
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:37pm
She wants Billy Crystal to have a head start on her tribute. FEH- Robin Williams!
Words that confuse censors:Fecund,penal,taint, titmouse, cockatoo,coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prickly,kumquat, titter,cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot,ramrod,come, fallacious, lugubrious,rectify,Uranus, angina, paradiddle,spotted dick,dictum, frock,cunctation, engorge,turgid,stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and of course the always bewildering lickety split. As you can see, context is every thing. Chuck Lorre Addendum: 555 382 5968 "Sexarama, Hexarama, Queeriosis, Feariosis!" Alec Baldwin "Happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it." -Elaine Stritch
Jane2
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:47pm
Looks like Kelly Osbourne may be out of work. JOKE
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FindingNamo
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:52pm
A wiser band than I once sang, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

"Don'tchya HATE ... Yoko Ono... The Osmonds... Old people... Etc... etc... etc... etc... etc... etc... etc...." - Joan Rivers, RIP. Our thoughts go out to her foal Missy, who will ask for privacy at this difficult time while she prepares her tell-all.

"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work
Updated On: 8/28/14 at 05:52 PM
sabrelady
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 05:58pm
U think she hasn't had it written for years now? Just a quick postscript and let the auction begin!
Words that confuse censors:Fecund,penal,taint, titmouse, cockatoo,coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prickly,kumquat, titter,cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot,ramrod,come, fallacious, lugubrious,rectify,Uranus, angina, paradiddle,spotted dick,dictum, frock,cunctation, engorge,turgid,stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and of course the always bewildering lickety split. As you can see, context is every thing. Chuck Lorre Addendum: 555 382 5968 "Sexarama, Hexarama, Queeriosis, Feariosis!" Alec Baldwin "Happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it." -Elaine Stritch
PalJoey
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 06:00pm
And then there's this headline:

Russia invades Ukraine; Syrian atrocity; Joan Rivers critical



San Jose Mercury News
yr pal,
joey



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FindingNamo
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 06:01pm
And then a couple years later the big reveal that Joan helped her write it. But Missy still won't be able to find work unless they're casting Mrs. Ed! Oh. It was just...
"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work
JoeKv99
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 07:32pm
Joan's in STABLE condition? There's a Melissa joke in there somewhere.

No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
sabrelady
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 07:37pm
"Ma, Ma, I'm pulling the plug Ma! Oh crap it's just your electric razor"

Actual Joan River's line- edited for Missy
Words that confuse censors:Fecund,penal,taint, titmouse, cockatoo,coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prickly,kumquat, titter,cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot,ramrod,come, fallacious, lugubrious,rectify,Uranus, angina, paradiddle,spotted dick,dictum, frock,cunctation, engorge,turgid,stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and of course the always bewildering lickety split. As you can see, context is every thing. Chuck Lorre Addendum: 555 382 5968 "Sexarama, Hexarama, Queeriosis, Feariosis!" Alec Baldwin "Happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it." -Elaine Stritch
Gothampc
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 08:57pm
Will she postpone the revival of Sally Marr?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
disneybroadwayfan22
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 09:30pm
I'm not a fan of Joan, but I hope she gets well soon. Regardless if she lives or not, this is still a really bad year with celebrity deaths.
Joan Rivers Placed in Medically Induced Coma Following Routine Surgery
Broadway Shows: Phantom of the Opera (January 2011), Mary Poppins (January 2011), Anything Goes (August 2011, W/ Sutton Foster, Joel Grey, and Laura Osnes), The Lion King (August 2011), Godspell (June 2012, W/ Corbin Bleu), Matilda the Musical (Original Broadway Cast, May 2013), Newsies (May 2013), Cinderella (W/ Carly Rae Jepsen and Fran Drescher, May 2014), and Aladdin (OBC, May 2014). Pre-Broadway: If/Then (November 2013/World Premiere, W/ Idina Menzel, LaChanze, and Anthony Rapp). National Tours: Wicked (October 2012), Beauty & the Beast (January 2013), & Jersey Boys (November 2013)

Met Idina Menzel & Sierra Boggess (November 2013)
Borstalboy
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 09:50pm
Does anyone really get well soon after a medically induced coma? Especially at her age. Sounds to me like she's on her way out and, I must say, it's a rather enviably comfortable death.
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry
Jon
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:13pm
The last thing I recall here saying was that the president was gay and the first lady was transgendered. I guess you can get away with anything by saying "It's a joke!" afterwards.

She's a nasty old bitch who should burn in hell.

IT'S A JOKE!
Jane2
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:16pm
"Does anyone really get well soon after a medically induced coma? "

Where did you learn she was in that coma?
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FindingNamo2
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:18pm
You know who I feel terrible for? The earthworms.
Corine2
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:20pm
I met her a few times and I was afraid she would be like her act. She was very kind. I hope she gets better fast. Praying for her. Lovely, lady.
PalJoey
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:26pm
ABC News's Aaron Katersky tweeted that Melissa says her mom is "resting comfortably."
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joey



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sabrelady
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:28pm
It depends- some people come out of coma completly mentally intact . W River's baseline- the line gets kinds blurry.

I'm not clear what the medical benefit is tho in this case- keep her from fighting the respirator? Not Usually. Reduce brain swelling? - atypical side effect of a respiratory arrest.
Words that confuse censors:Fecund,penal,taint, titmouse, cockatoo,coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prickly,kumquat, titter,cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot,ramrod,come, fallacious, lugubrious,rectify,Uranus, angina, paradiddle,spotted dick,dictum, frock,cunctation, engorge,turgid,stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and of course the always bewildering lickety split. As you can see, context is every thing. Chuck Lorre Addendum: 555 382 5968 "Sexarama, Hexarama, Queeriosis, Feariosis!" Alec Baldwin "Happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it." -Elaine Stritch
DAME
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:33pm
That is nice of you Corine.
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
Corine2
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 10:43pm
She has been very kind to Musto and I adore him. I hope she gets well soon.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 11:00pm
It depends

Leave Joan's panties out of this! The only thing crappier than Joan's drawers is Melissa's careers prospects once Joan has finally been swallowed into the gaping maw of hell. Joke.
FindingNamo
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Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 11:04pm
She's inspired me to write a play: "Only We Who Truly Loathe Ourselves Enjoy the Profits of Cruelty." A tightly shrink-wrapped skeleton waits in limbo to hear a decision on her eternal fate. She and her close Hollywood friends Ron and Nancy teach nursery rhymes to civilian child casualties of war.

"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work
Updated On: 8/28/14 at 11:04 PM

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