Write a short story with me

[Jordan Catalano]

Xavier giggled like a little girl at the thought of being taken anywhere by this big strong officer of the law. He put his hands behind his back and bent over, eagerly awaiting the cavity search he, up until this point, thought would never come.

[themysteriousgrowl]

Butt come it did.

[Jordan Catalano]

The officer stood there, not knowing what to do.

And then, still bent over, Xavier let out the loudest fart he's ever had.

[themysteriousgrowl]

He had to let the world know! He quickly pulled out his cellphone and logged on to broadwayworld.com to visit the message board.

Login: suestorm. Password: FindingNamo.

[Jordan Catalano]

But he forgot he now used the username Sutton Ross. Xavier felt like such an an idiot!

[themysteriousgrowl]

But come he did.

[Jay Lerner-Z]

A foul odor still lingering in the air, the officer brought Xavier outside for some relief, before sending for backup. Xavier knew he had to escape. In a lovestruck craze, he pushed the officer to the ground and made a run for it.

[Jordan Catalano]

In his mad dash, he didn't notice the opening in the ground that was being used by Con Ed to fix pipes and also by Manhattan Satanists to summon the devil.

[CarlosAlberto]

He fell through the opening and as he was hurtling down his life started flashing before his very eyes.

[NYadgal]

He awoke with a start!

It had all been a dream! A wild, frightening, exciting dream.

He swung his legs out of bed and as he stepped onto the floor he cried out at the cold tile beneath his feet. Would winter never end?

[Jay Lerner-Z]

THE END

Look out for this story appearing in The New Yorker - on newsstands soon

(c) BWW 2014

[NYadgal]

[Gothampc]

Well that's the shortest short story I've ever shorted.