REMINDER: It is a cardinal rule of this board that we do NOT refer to each by real names

[Jordan Catalano]

What are you implying? That we're all liars?

[Marianne2]

Darn, you got me Namo. Now I have to completely change my identity.

Actually, if you go by the stripper name rules (your first pet and first street you lived on), mine is Mackie Tuffy Mountain. So yeah, if you ever see a porno or a strip show with someone with that name, that is me.

[SNAFU]

Stephen Nicholas Allen Franklin Umberto here! Glad to make your acquaintance!

[AEA AGMA SM]

My porn name would be Madchen Longwood.

[CarlosAlberto]

<<< Whoops I guess I broke the cardinal rule.

[PalJoey]

Referring to oneself is one thing. It when you refer to another poster by what you assume to be his or her real name that you're breaking a cardinal rule.

Sometimes sometimes you're right and sometimes you're not.

[CarlosAlberto]

Gotcha. Makes sense.

[FindingNamo]

I hope Carlos Alberto is also your porn name.

[Jordan Catalano]

Did the Headband go bye bye?

[Mister Matt]

I know for a fact that twinbelters is Rachel Lily Rosenbloom (and don't you ever forget it!). We're going to be visiting our good friend Carrie this summer in Chicago.

Speaking of Jeffrey, I had the pleasure of seeing the San Francisco production with Stephen Caffrey (Fuzzy from Longtime Companion) as Steve. Woof.

[FindingNamo]

My mind reels at that. And other body parts do too.

I bet he would have been up for my Blony Award if I'd seen it.

[JerseyGirl2]

I would rather you call me by my real name than this handle I created when I was excited about moving to NJ... lol. JG2, works, though.

[Eris0303]

My Porn name is Luna Fair

JG2 - Jersey rocks! :)

[Liza's Headband]

"Did the Headband go bye bye?"

[FindingNamo]

There's really no thread you can't bloat, is there?

[Liza's Headband]

I answered a question, C. You can block me if I'm that insufferable.

[FindingNamo]

Sorry. I block people for my comfort, not for theirs.

Also, just so people are clear: When you wrote your "I HAD TO NAME HIM IN THE THREAD BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T ACCEPT MY PMs" (echoes of SueStorm's "he MADE me do it" self-defense), that's not exactly true is it? Your PMs came to my inbox but I deleted them without reading them.

So do you admit that you were threatening to out me to silence my criticisms of you?

[Marianne2]

Now I want to legally change my name to Mackie Tuffy Mountain. It sounds so much better than my real name. Or maybe I should go with the simple Crapbag?

[FindingNamo]

Former not latter.

Lizasheadband could easily switch to Crapbag.

[SonofRobbieJ]

The depth of anger I feel at MisterMatt for spelling RACHAEL incorrectly is probably unhealthy.

And I am actually 'Robbie', but mostly to my friends. Rob for business purposes. Robert on my Con Ed bill. And Robert John when I'm in trouble by my mother.

[Jane2]

My real middle name is Jane. there, I said it!

[Liza's Headband]

I never threatened you, nor would I ever, since I know you in real life and very much like you. I messaged you to see if my assumptions were correct. You'd realize that had you actually read the private messages.

I would never have posted anything publicly had you actually read my private messages but since you then went on to insist I post my PM in the other thread for all the world to see, I followed your advice. Not sure where the disconnect is.

I apologize for posting a link to your blog and will remove it, but do not apologize for giving you what you requested by writing out my PM.

[FishermanBob]

I so wanted to do the porn name thing but Fido E. 169th just doesn't have a great ring to it.

[FindingNamo]

I didn't ask you to remove ANYTHING.

"but since you then went on to insist I post my PM in the other thread for all the world to see"

And how has that worked out for you?

[CarlosAlberto]

I hope Carlos Alberto is also your porn name.


LOL @ Namo. That's what they be shouting when I'm hitting it..so I guess it is.

[Jordan Catalano]

It's only fair for Headband to post who they really are now.