Brownie in a perfect world you would be so right on target... but we don't live in a perfect world.
We ponnie up in some cases hundreds of dollars to see these shows, and for those of us who live outside of the city the expense doesn't end there. We go, and time and time again end up next to countless sets of rude people doing exactly what we have been instructed by theater management NOT TO DO- talk, text, create distraction during the peformance- but because the theater already has our money, once that curtain rises, in too many cases- they just don't care. And I for one have had too many performances that I care to even think about partially ruined by other people who just can't get their act together in public to stand it.
I was raised by people who taught me if you went out into public and acted that way you had better hope someone didn't hit the "auto correct" button, and kick your a** for you. You can't rely on ushers, or The House Manager because they, as previously stated WILL NOT DO A THING!
Its one thing when it is distracting to the people in the audience, but as stated in my case, this was actually distracting the performers- and again- nobody does a thing!
Makes me long for the days of Merman!
So preach on about the law and other peoples rights- I should have the right as a patron, that when I drop ANY amount of money, but especially when I am paying premium prices to see a Broadway show, that if ruined I can't just pay another $10 and see again tomorrow like at the local movie theater, I should have an expectation that it won't be ruined by a drunk or disorderly member of the audience- and if it is- if the House Management isn't going to correct the situation- I don't care who does- as long as it is taken care of!
And if that makes me a bad theater-goer- then call me the Charlie Sheen of Broadway!
I once snatched a cell from someones hand during a performance. Not very smart on my part. But I was willing to be arrested. The self centered show queen in me sometimes just takes over and I have no control.
And this is where we get too free with our words- snatching someone's cell phone I don't consider violence or assualt- if the ushers had the balls they would have done it in the first place-for the record we are instructed at the start to turn the damn things off- God forbid someone miss a call, tweet or Facebook update! Its sad that people bring us to this in what use to be considered the "fine arts"...
You can't rely on ushers, or The House Manager because they, as previously stated WILL NOT DO A THING!
I appreciate that "to intervene or not to intervene" is sometimes a difficult decision for theater staff. "Will I make an even bigger disturbance by accosting a rude patron?"
But I think ignoring bad behavior is very short-sighted.
We may be a dedicated bunch here, but how many people simply decide it isn't worth $140/ticket to deal with rudeness and distractions?
I know I used to see the majority of major films that came out each year. Nowadays I see the few that I want to see most and wait for the rest on TV. Part of the reason is spectators behave better at my house.
Oh I loved the show. I had seen it in New York. I loved Victoria Clark. She has such a beautiful voice. Her Sally was not as pathetic as Bernadette's. Not that pathetic was a bad thing. If anything her choices came out more truthful.. but a little on the bland side. Her Loosing My mind was gorgeous. . I still found myself drifting during Ron Raines numbers.