How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual- Page 2

[nygrl232]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:24pm

Someone sure put a lot of thought into that list. I learned something. Footies make you ghey and stretching the anus makes it humpy.

You wouldn't want two men stripping off their clothes revealing twin sets of glistening abs, would you?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/repeal-of-dont-ask-dont-tell-paves-way-for-gay-sex,17698/

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:29pm

10) You can touch his rectum to see if he has those tell-tale humps on his anus from having it stretched open with a penis.

Read it aloud several times and tell me if you disagree.

I just did and got a lot of dirty looks as a result!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:35pm

I love her other titles!
How Not to Eat Pork,
Life Without the Pig,
Urban Survival for the Year 2000: How to Prepare for the Y2K Computer Problem in the Hood,
How to Tell If Your Man Is Gay or Bisexual,
The Black Womans Guide to Understanding the Blackman,
The Black Mans Guide to Understanding the Black Woman,
Are You Still a Slave? Things Your Parents Should Have Told You.

Posted: 7/14/10 at 6:17pm

This is truly jaw-droppingly bizarre. For the life of me I can't figure out the difference between how a woman sleeps and how a man sleeps.

And if you look at all these signs, isn't EVERY man gay?

[strummergirl]

Posted: 7/14/10 at 6:37pm

"4) If you notice him watching other men just a little bit too much, or if he raises his voice a bit too loud when he's with you and other men are present to get their attention. Does he seem to follow a man to the restroom at a restaurant or club? "

That first sentence implicates a lot of guys who go to sporting events/watch sports. The last sentence is full of paranoia.

I also want to know the difference between how I sleep versus a man.

[Pippin]

Posted: 7/15/10 at 11:49am

she missed a few:

1. If he can tell you what his favorite rendition of "Rose's Turn" is and the reasons why. If he says it is Angela Lansbury, he may not be gay, but keep a close eye on him. Angela Lansbury is a gateway drug to having sexual relations with the Male species. If he says Tyne Daly, however, that man is gay. There is no getting around it.

2. Does he think Kathy Griffin is funny?

3. On a related note, does he think Mario Cantone is entertaining? If he says yes, fear not, he will be faithful, because no gay man thinks Mario Cantone is entertaining.

4. Does he have more colored undergarments than you?

5. At a bar? what is his drink of choice? If the answer has the Words "Malibu" or "Breeze", GET OUT NOW!

Updated On: 7/15/10 at 11:49 AM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 7/15/10 at 11:51am

. On a related note, does he think Mario Cantone is entertaining? If he says yes, fear not, he will be faithful, because no gay man things Mario Cantone is entertaining.

Now, THAT was funny!

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 7/15/10 at 2:04pm

Now, THAT was funny!

Maybe Pippin should ghost-write for her.

[Jon]

Posted: 7/15/10 at 2:38pm

Just say "clang clang clang." If he says "went the trolley", he's gay.

Posted: 7/15/10 at 3:25pm

Oh how we tried not to check out that guys size!
Spending too much time with your friends
But your own father said "give him up don't bother
See him stare at that rear end"

(he said just) "Sleep like a man
snore like a man
Sleep like a man my son
No woman's pose
On your side, pointed toes
Better sleep like a man my son"

Good-bye buddy I don't mean maybe
I'm gonna be a straight guy someho
You keep a-poking some butt and pole smoking
Oh yeah just look who's tossing now

(you better) sleep like a man
tough as you can
Sleep like a man with her
I'll tell the world I can do most any girl
I just think bout a man like you