Which Designer Will Dress Melania for the Inaugural Ball?

[ErikJ972]

[Mister Matt]

America is falling in love with new first lady

You equate a "favorable view" with "falling in love"?  Do you also boil bunnies when your one-night-stand decides to stay with his wife?

[SweetLips]

javero said: "She knows how to make an entrance; I'll give her that.

 

She'll never have to worry about her entrance.

 

[Petralicious]

flawless

[ErikJ972]

She shouldn't even be there.

[South Florida]

Who is the first lady Melania or Ivanka.  

[adamgreer]

Discussions like that are way over the head of Melania.  She's far too stupid to participate in such a conversation. 

[Petralicious]

That is quite offensive Adam. Do not judge someone on their accent, it is as bad as judging someone on their gender or colour of their skin.  Just because someone speaks with accent do not assume they are dumb. She speaks 6. languages. 

Slovene, English, French, Serbian , Italian and German, if you want to know.

[ErikJ972]

Who said anything about her accent? Personally I judge her for marrying a pig like Trump.

[CarlosAlberto]

South Florida said: "Who is the first lady Melania or Ivanka.  

 

We barely have a President, their is no First Lady.

And just because Melania knows how to speak 6 languages does not mean she's intelligent.

I am so not impressed. 

[Mister Matt]

Slovene, English, French, Serbian , Italian and German, if you want to know.

Some sources say she speaks five languages, some say six, some say four fluently.  None of them mention her political acumen.  She's an excellent opportunist and gold-digger, however.

[PalJoey]

 

What does the number of languages matter if you sound like a nincompoop in all of them?

 

[Mister Matt]

It wouldn't surprise me if she were fluent in Americanese.

[kdogg36]

Petralicious said: "Do not judge someone on their accent, it is as bad as judging someone on their gender or colour of their skin."

I would never judge someone for those reasons. I would judge someone for choosing to associate herself so closely with someone like Donald Trump.

 

[adamgreer]

Petralicious said: "That is quite offensive Adam. Do not judge someone on their accent, it is as bad as judging someone on their gender or colour of their skin.  Just because someone speaks with accent do not assume they are dumb. She speaks 6. languages. 

Slovene, English, French, Serbian , Italian and German, if you want to know.

 

I never said anything about accents. Her accent has nothing to do with the fact that she's an idiot. 

[Fergalicious]

Yaaaassss!!! We got a clown for a president and a Slovenian bimbo for a "First" Lady. We are so winning! #MAGA

[Fergalicious]

Girlfriend clearly counts "Barbarella" as one of her role models. She pulls off the look of a one-dimensional space slut so well!

[Fergalicious]

Yaaaassss!!! Our First Bimbo of the USA  is an inspiration to all aspiring porn actresses across the globe! A fine example is she of utter class, grace, and refinement! Everyone just loves Melania!!

[Fergalicious]

She possesses no originality! She takes the idea of "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" to unchartered heights (or lows) depending on your point of view.

She's been "inspired" by the speeches of great women like Michelle Obama and has "borrowed" the looks of iconic figures Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis and...Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy. 

She's also perfected looking permanently constipated....

What's not to love?

Amirite Petralicious dahhhhh-ling?