re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

[Timmer]

Cute!

[Wilmingtom]

"Desire Under the Elms: The Musical." Music and Lyrics by Jerry Herman, Book by Harvey Fierstein, Directed by Joanne Akalaitis, Choreography by Mark Morris starring Cyndi Lauper and Christopher Walken. Go to Kickstarter to get it going!

[Musical Master]

"BROOKYLYN 2: The Diva's Revenge".

[Timmer]

I just hope no producers are reading this thread.

[Timmer]

At least you could do The Fountainhead at one sitting. Imagine Atlas Shrugged as a musical.

[RENT_is_Wicked2]

Desperate Housewives: A New Musical Comedy

American Horror Story: Kathy Bates' One Woman Revue

[jiff]

Barney Fife and Drum!

[Timmer]

A Kind of Hush (The Herman's Hermits Musical).

Or is that the description of the show's "buzz"?

(And I like Herman's Hermits.)

[Jarethan]

A musical based on Rocky, retaining all of the original music from the first two Rocky movies, just in case the new score is not up to par (in hopes that no one will notice)

A musical about train cars...except I loved it in London

[Timmer]

Are you sure that wasn't meant for the other thread?

Either way, though, it works.

[Timmer]

Well, we turned "Rocky" into a musical. How about "Network"? You could do a Laugh_in windows thing for the "Mad As Hell" number.

[Susanswerphone]

Not my idea. A workshop production I just returned from here in Boston titled "God Hates Musicals". Parody of the Westboro Baptist Church. Unbelievably bad book, forgettable score. The performers? It was like "Waiting for Guffman", except not funny. I'm still kinda stunned by it all.

[Timmer]

It sounds terrifically awful.

[Ranger Tom]

Dogsmell

[Timmer]

A musical of "Silent Movie"?

[Timmer]

How about a musical with no songs?

[Matt Rogers]

The Country Bear Jamboree, Live on Broadway

[Mr Roxy]

Wilford Brimley The Musical

[Elfuhbuh]

Whenever I listen to Sarah Brightman's Dreamchaser album, I always get this image in my head of a musical about this alien/human hybrid coming to live among the people on Earth and having a hard time adjusting.

It's awful.

[Mr Roxy]

The Expendables The Musical