"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
BOOKWRITER JOHN WEIDMAN: Of course. This is the second major Assassins production in New York. And everybody knows that while your shows are financial catastrophes the first time around, any second major production of a Sondheim show is immediately considered to be intellectual masturbatory fodder.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY TURNED CAROLINE OR CHANGE INTO A STORY ABOUT CRACK USE. LOVE IT!!!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
IDINA MENZEL Actually, I was just considering walking out of the Gershwin Theatre and catching the rest of Avenue Q.
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
STEPMOTHER I said, every time our son leaves crack in his pants pockets, you can keep it. Think of it as a raise.
Stepmother leaves.
CAROLINE That's f***ed up.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
Even a Wicked fan, such as I, can appreciate the genius that is this site.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
The chorus member pulls the plastic baby out from behind her back, pretending as if she'd just yanked it out of WICKED WITCH'S MOTHER's crotch.
WICKED WITCH'S FATHER It's hideous!
WICKED WITCH'S MOTHER It's grotesque!
MIDWIFE Nah, it's just a leftover prop from "Batboy".
halarious part
"Contentment it seems merely happens, It appears Accompanied by no bravos and no tears"
"The world is good you said Enjoy it's highs you said The summer flies you said So make a parade Of every moment Now throw away your hate And focus on what's great instead" ~William Finn