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BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!
Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 12:29:13


She is one HOT OLD lady!!!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 12:31:43


BitterBetty is one hell of a party girl!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 12:32:06


you know it!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 12:33:58


I do!

Cheers!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 12:40:42


Who are you Betty? I hear you are fun as all hell!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 12:41:19


I can vouch for Betty - You'll have a blast!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 12:42:39


well we love fun dont we adgal

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 12:46:05


We do, indeed!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 12:49:38


Welcome Bitter !!!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 12:50:31


thanks Boobs....its so nice to be welcomed with such open arms!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 12:51:37


Betty - I just want to warn you about Boobs...watch out for that one!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 12:52:10


If we combined our names together we'd be Bitterbettysboobs !!!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 12:52:59


BitterBettysBROADWAYBoobs...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 13:01:11


and both of our initials are BB...now you people dont get too confused....I hear thats easy to do around here!

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Posted by SonofMammaMiaSam 2004-09-30 13:04:37


Confused? It's like I'm seeing Siamese twins.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 13:05:14


Im gonna bump this thread up to the head of the class....If a girl cant bump herself who is going to!?

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 13:07:07


SOMMS..you say the sweetest things.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 13:11:07


SOMMS, this is what BOOBS is gonna look like in about 40 years!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 13:11:42


Well, hells bells that's funny!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 13:13:10


Bless your heart Bitter, you old bat !!!

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Posted by DottieD'Luscia 2004-09-30 13:13:10


Bitter Betty, love your icon!!! That's kind of what I imagine Dottie D'Luscia would look like.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 13:13:35


but sister is gonna have to shed a couple of pounds or 10

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 13:18:38


I just on your diet Bitter of possum in skunk juice... that should shed the pounds. Then I'm gonna beat your old ass. You need a good spanking Grandma.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 13:32:24


Ill just safety pin my robe...then you cant get in there you fresh thing you!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 13:37:25


well, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do...

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Posted by KMF_NYC 2004-09-30 13:42:12


that Bett sure is purty!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 13:58:22


Betty has a kind face... the kind you like to slap.

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Posted by DGrant 2004-09-30 14:00:35


Betty - do you sometimes forget where you put things?

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Posted by CurtainUp2 2004-09-30 14:14:19


Welcome to the stew BitterBetty!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 14:17:26


thanks Curtain.....and Boobs...you better fasten your seatbelt...its gonna get bumpy!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 14:18:47


Bring it on old lady...bring it on !!!! When I get done with you...you're gonna wish you stayed in them der hills !!!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 14:20:23


Boobs...Its ALREADY BEEN broughtn!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 14:50:30


Name the place and the time granny and I'll send my Grandmother to take care of you.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 14:52:00


oh your grandma's a lightweight....I could take her with one hand tied behind my back!!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 15:00:18


We'll see my dear.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 15:01:12


with or with yer dadgumm bifocals boobs!?

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 15:14:15


no comment Boobs....its about time you stepped down from an old lady!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 15:17:20


Never Bitty...some people have to work for a living. How many husbands did you kill off to get all that money so you don't have to work???

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 15:18:37


Boobs- is granny takin you for a ride?

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 15:21:37


Oh Bobby sweetie...I'm gonna be taking granny for a ride...in my trunk !!!

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Posted by Marquise 2004-09-30 15:23:43


awwww she's so cute, she reminds me of granny from "the beverly hillbillies" and she sounds just as feisty! welcome aboard BitterBetty. just one question: why are you bitter?

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 15:27:53


she hasn't had any since 1960.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 15:28:06


you would be bitter too if you were this old and still havin to deal with these smarties on here!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 15:31:13


Undi - dont make me come after you with my hickory stick too....

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-30 15:33:02


True Undi. She comes after us with that hickory stick I'll stick it so far up her old behind she'll be sorry the day she joined this board.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 15:33:57


boobs - is that the best you can do? hmmmm?

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 15:42:33


Why Betty - I had you pegged for a party gal - and now look at you!

I think Boobs has brought out the worst in you...does Boobs need to be spanked??

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Posted by Marquise 2004-09-30 15:43:10


Boobs if u shoved that hickory stick up Bettys old behind she wont be bitter anymore...trust

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 15:43:33


Betty told me she LOVES a good party....

Careful Marq....she might come after you next!

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Posted by Marquise 2004-09-30 15:50:11


if she's gonna come after me she betta "bring it on"..but good

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 15:52:04


Oh you know I can....jes ask Bobby....he'll tell ya!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:01:47


just checkin in with ya, Bitter, to see what you're up to!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 17:18:10


I think Betty went to take a nap - Bless her heart - she needed a nap....she told me she would be back later tho

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:19:30


She must be exhausted. Too much fun for an old lady...

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 17:20:21


That must be it....or she is just refueling!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:21:33


Oh, lordy - if she's refueling, I think I might have to run for cover. I don't know if I can stand anymore!!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 17:23:19


Yeah....nothin was sacred with that ole bitty!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:24:50


I think Boobs may be refueling, too - so this could be an interesting night...

I wouldn't mind taking Betty out for a margarita or two - I'll bet the old broad would be a blast!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 17:25:28


I bet she would be too!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:26:30


I have a hunch she's full of fabulous stories!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 17:27:51


well, shes older than dirt...she is bound to have a couple up her sleeve! We will have to have a little get together sometime and invite the old broad

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 17:28:39


would she last more than one round of drinks?

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 17:29:19


Cookie- I heard shes Irish....nuff said!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:29:49


Kiss - Betty would last all night.

You know how it is with older women...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 17:31:13


ALRIGHT! What the hell y'all talkin about here??

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 17:33:18


You and a gallon o' bourbon, missy!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:34:41


Now THAT'S a party I'd like to go to!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 17:34:58


bourbon is fer sissies.....Moonshine is where it is...that'll put hair on yer chest and a kick in yer butt!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:36:30


Well - it depends on WHOSE hair you're talking about... but a kick in the butt can be fun!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 17:37:56


adgal....I think yer a kinky ole gal....I think I like you!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:42:59


Betty - you know it, my darlin! I KNOW I like you...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 17:44:53


atagurl!!

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Posted by son_of_a_gunn_25 2004-09-30 17:45:53


Welcome Bitterbetty! Your icon made me smile and it good to have some good old fasioned fun on the board.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:50:24


That's Betty for you - good, old fashioned FUN!

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 17:51:34


How much moonshine has Betty been drinkin' to get that much hair on her chest?

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Posted by Marquise 2004-09-30 17:55:50


BitterBetty allow me to *sweeten you up* baby. You look like you need some good ol' fashion down home lovin' baby.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 17:57:32


If that doesn't get you all hot and bothered, I don't know what will...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 17:58:17


I think you scared BitterBetty away...

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 17:59:34


she probably just went to freshen up in the powder room...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 18:00:35


I believe that may be true - it takes the old broads a little longer...

"Give me a man who is handsome and strong - then give me a month to get ready!"

--Pippin

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 18:02:09


Or she needed a nip of liquid courage, and went down to the cellar to get a tumbler of moonshine...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 18:03:22


I think you're on the right track...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 20:31:43


If she's been drinking liquid courage all this time, she's going to be a regular LION!

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Posted by DGrant 2004-09-30 20:37:37


Honey, if she's already an old woman from the South, she needs NO fortification - they take NO prisoners!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 20:40:31


That's true... and knowing Betty, she's holding nothing back tonight!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 20:40:56


Edit - double post. Dang!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 22:47:16


hello all....is Betty here?

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 22:48:18


You know, I haven't seen Betty all evening...

I think she's out back with the whip...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 22:53:32


I would, but there's some lady with a cell phone blocking the door.

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 22:53:43


what she dosnt have the clapper in there?

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 22:57:55


I shall go on a rescue mission immediately! Stand back!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:01:49


Betty is fine! y'all jes THOUGHT you were gonna get rid of this ole gal....Well, I have some news! I aint goin anywheres

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:02:50


Why Betty - I've never been so happy to see you. You had me worried, but now I realize I was concerned for no reason. You go girl!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 23:04:26


adgal, you do tickle me to death....your more fun than a coon at a fox chase

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Posted by SonofCorine2 2004-09-30 23:05:06


Betty if I wasn't promised to 2 others, you would be first on my list!!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:05:29


Why Bobby, that's the SWEETEST thing anyone has EVER said to me!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:07:52


Wel, arent you just flatterer SOC2...mmmm hmmm.....I know whay you younguns are about...all of y'all need a spankin....where is my hickory stick!?

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 23:09:13


oh Im sure its not THE sweetest....but its up there

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:10:05


Nope. Coon at a fox chase. That's the sweetest!

Certainly better than blah blah blah...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:13:50


Blah, blah, blah?? what the hell is that?? I cant keep up with kids....

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:17:14


Why, Betty - you just have to get hip to the new language!

And, Betty - what's this I hear about a gentleman caller???

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:18:18


No gentlemen callers this evening....I havent had my monthly bath yet....But itll be soon!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:24:26


Is that why you look like you're sucking on a lemon?

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:26:35


Probably the same dadgum reason you like are grinning like a jacka$$ eatin cactus!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:31:58


I surrender. I have NO response to that. I can't even type I'm laughing so hard.

Help - Undi - I need your clever wit!!!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:36:39


Well, you were easy Adgal.....lightweight!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:36:51


Yes! That must be the reason. Or her rubber teddies are cutting off her circulation...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:38:21


whos says I wear panties?!@

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-09-30 23:39:56


with the hair grown that long from all that moonshine, Betty don't need no panties...

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 23:40:24


Betty is a card isnt she! Hope she isnt offending anyone...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:41:33


Mine, too, Undi!

And who does she think she is calling me easy. And a lightweight. Just wait til she gets back...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:42:56


well adgal...not in any particular order deary....a gurl your age has to get it somehow! and from what I seen...you aint doin too bad lady!

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Posted by beacon1 2004-09-30 23:43:13


Are you kiddin' me with this? LOL!

Betty sounds like my maternal grandma's side of the family down in Kentucky...moonshine, stills...pipesmokin' women...chewing tobaccy...and lots of sass!

Makes me long for some country gravy on biscuits! MMM mmm mmm

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:45:21


Damn straight, Betty! I'm doing just FINE in that department!

Jealous??

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:45:41


Beacon darlin, Im yer mama's worst nightmare!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:46:17


beacon - Betty is out of control! I'm thinking of developing a TV pilot around her...

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Posted by beacon1 2004-09-30 23:48:12


There's gotta be a hounddog in it somewhere...and a silent man smoking a pipe and just sitting in a rocker on the porch...maybe whittling...maybe cradling a jug with XXX on it...

The theme music must include a banjo!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-09-30 23:48:43


Well, I think Im going to call it a night....Betty, it probably wouldnt hurt you any to get some sleep!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:49:16


Last call is for quitters.

Betty knows that!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-09-30 23:49:36


Yer probably right ...nite all! Stay outa trouble....I have spys!

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Posted by SonofCorine2 2004-09-30 23:51:23


Corine2 just told me that you're my grandmother.

Hi grandmama

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:52:17


I've heard about those spies. They lurk outside my window... and get very loud!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-30 23:53:47


*spitting my drink across my desk*

Undi - Sweet JESUS!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 09:07:25


Oh Betty - where ARE you???

I realize you need many more hours of beauty sleep than the rest of us...

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Posted by beacon1 2004-10-01 09:30:54


Would Betty consider dating RightSaidRick?

I think they would make an amaaaazing couple!

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-01 10:55:44


she's tired out from marquise's sweet lovin'...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 12:10:59


THAT is just one frightening visual!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 12:14:44


maybe she's dead.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 12:17:00


*gasp*

Boobs - what a TERRIBLE thing to say.

You have been quite mean to our little BitterBetty... She is a party girl - so we will treat her with all the respect that should be accorded to such a broad!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 12:18:42


Yeah, yeah, yeah...yada,yada,yada...she'll party when I hook her up to my generator.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 12:21:10


BitterBetty and I are planning a night out on the town to paint it PINK, and I don't think we're going to invite you...

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-01 12:24:15


Boobs might crash that party anyways...

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 12:37:38


Adgal...how long have we been friends now??? You know I'll always find you anyway you go. You can run, but you can't hide.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 12:54:24


Well, Boobs... I DO have a few secrets...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 12:55:40


and, Cookie - YOU are invited to come play with us, too! You have been very nice to BitterBetty... unlike SOME people here...

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 12:56:06


We'll see. *puts tongue in cheek*

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Posted by Iris Chacon 2004-10-01 12:57:12


Boobs cant join. She will be too busy shopping wih me.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 12:57:55


watch that tongue, Mister!

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Posted by Iris Chacon 2004-10-01 13:00:37


You talking to me?

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 13:01:38


No, Boobs.

I'll give him an idea or two for his tongue if he doesn't behave...

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 13:01:53


True adgal...I may not bother you after all on your date with Granny...my friend Iris and me are going shopping at Barneys.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-01 13:03:44


I'll scrounge around for my pink shirt that was packed away as a farewell to summer clothing...

Where are you, Betty?!

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Posted by Iris Chacon 2004-10-01 13:04:35


Boobs,
Do you have Nordstroms where you at?

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 13:05:10


Cookie - that sounds perfect.

We'll go someplace very POSH!

Boobs will be too busy shopping...what a shame!

And, Betty is probably just getting ready for the big night out.

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 13:07:44


Nordstroms isn't that far from me.

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Posted by Iris Chacon 2004-10-01 13:09:33


I have a $200.00 gift certificate to Nordstroms. But I am waiting for their yearly 40% sale.

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-01 13:11:46


When do they do the sale usually??? If I see anything posted I'll let you know.

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Posted by Iris Chacon 2004-10-01 13:16:19


I think it is in May.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 14:12:11


Now, I wonder where that handsome Bobby is??

Has anybody seen him today??

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 19:59:54


Just giving this thread a little bump...we can't have our new friend BitterBetty buried on a back page...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-01 20:05:24


I expect you're right, Undi.

BitterBetty is a clever old gal.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-03 19:30:58


ok, now I'm really getting worried about BitterBetty...

What in the world could have happened to her??

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-03 20:02:08


Don't worry Adgal...I'm sure she'll be back tomorrow. Unless she died in her sleep.

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-10-03 20:06:01


She just called me about an hour ago. She was filming Grannys Gone Wild down in Tijuana and needed some cash to get home since the Mexican officials stole her purse.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-03 20:08:03


Well, that explains it!

So - who is going to go bail her out??

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-10-03 20:08:52


Nobody has to bail her out. She's happy there. In the past 2 hours she's gotten more action than she's seen in the past 40 years.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-03 20:10:17


Well, good for Betty.

Maybe we need to start calling her Gettin It Granny...

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-03 20:11:46


I always knew she was Gay,Gay,Gay.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-03 20:18:52


Granny is going to beat you up for that!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-03 20:21:27


I'm hoping...I miss the old gizzard.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-03 23:28:28


gizzards for lizards

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Posted by son_of_a_gunn_25 2004-10-04 04:45:34


Betty's busy buying a bit of better butter because Betty bobbled by buying a bit of bitter butter because Betty's bifocals broke by being busted by beastly Broadwayboobs.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-04 10:36:47


that's a mouthful

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Posted by SonofMammaMiaSam 2004-10-04 11:01:45


That's just what Miss Betty said to me the last time we were together.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-04 11:34:08


made more impressive because she didn't have her dentures in...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-04 14:13:02


Alright y'all....I have been watchin you....and i have to say....Granny aint too happy....What the hell is this "Hemmroid" thread fer gawds sake....have you no shame???

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-04 14:14:40


Yea Granny...I'm ready to whack your hemmroids off...now pull down those bloomers.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-04 14:14:45


oh, yay! You're back!

We thought Bitter Betty bit the bullet while picking a peck of peckers...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-04 14:18:39


Cookie...Im never satisfied with just a peck!

Boobs, you dont have hemmeroids...you give em!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-04 14:20:50


I'm gonna give you something Betty that will make your knees weak. A shot in the head with my baseball bat !!!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-04 14:22:26


You better bring yer lunch Miss Boobs....cuz Grannies got ALL DAY LONG!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-04 14:23:50


Matt_G is making me a nice lunch, so don't you worry your pretty little head Betty.

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-04 14:29:28


I just had a delicious lunch.

Very high in protein.
Atkins approved.

Now - what in the world are you all bickering about?

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-04 14:30:24


Hi NY - How are you my dear? Good weekend?

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Posted by Matt_G 2004-10-04 14:33:32


Bobby, Betty's been lookin' fer ya. She owes you spankin'

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-04 14:37:02


Hi Bobby -
I had a wonderful weekend. Thanks!

John is in NY for a couple of days, so the week is shaping up nicely, too.

How about you??

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-04 14:38:24


Weekend was fun....hung out with some friends....

Matt- what does Betty want with me? I havent done anything wrong, Im an angel I tell you!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-04 14:38:51


What did I miss??? I had to go drop the kids off at the pool.
Hey Bobby...waz up??? That Bitter old bat is back.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-04 14:39:36


well, well....Bobby, its about time I found yer tired ole butt!

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-04 14:41:58


Don't you pick on Bobby now, you bitter old bat.

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-04 14:44:10


Its OK Boobs....I know how to handle that one....One call to my ex-sister outa do it

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-04 14:54:04


how many pecks does it take to satisfy Betty?

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-04 14:55:55


One big peck on her head is all she needs.

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-04 15:52:56


I think you mean IN her head do you Boobs?

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 12:19:41


I better bump this up!

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Posted by SonofMammaMiaSam 2004-10-05 12:21:27


I'll bump you up you cutie, you.

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 12:22:36


why thank ya kindly SOMMS....you handsome piece of manflesh you! What is new in yer neck of the woods?

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-05 12:22:50


Betty 'll make you feel special, boys...

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Posted by son_of_a_gunn_25 2004-10-05 12:23:44


BitterBetty has emerged from her hyperbaric chamber!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 12:25:11


I emerged from somethin...im not sure what yet...

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-05 12:37:44


pickle juice

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 12:40:16


Cookie sweet thing, thats moonshine!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-05 12:42:03


poor Betty, she sure gets picked on..

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-05 12:49:01


if BittyBetty gets to pick a peck o' peckers from time to time, she needs to get picked on, too...

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-05 12:50:30


Kick her in her ricketedy old ass ... she deserves it.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-05 12:51:33


she'd enjoy it too!

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Posted by son_of_a_gunn_25 2004-10-05 12:51:57


(Cookie beat me to it!) That BitterBetty is one tough old broad!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 15:55:21


bumpity...y'all think yer gonna get rid of me....but I have news...this ole broad is gonna ber around fer awhile!

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-05 16:20:51


Betty - why do you still have that prune face? What have you been sucking on?

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 16:24:33


remember that drunk skunk I was telling you about....well its here....it aint pretty I tell you, it just aint pretty

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-05 16:26:30


you've been hittin' the moonshine again, Bitter?

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-05 16:27:46


just fer medicinal purposes...thank gawd I could type....I dont think I could say it out loud

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Posted by son_of_a_gunn_25 2004-10-05 17:52:20


"remember that drunk skunk I was telling you about"


Luckily you have that fan there Betty!

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-05 17:53:12


Awww, Betty. Did you really have to get SOMMS that drunk to get back to your place?

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Posted by SonofCorine2 2004-10-12 16:45:26


Whatever happened to Bitter Betty?

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-12 16:47:24


Im right here, you lil devil! I have been hiding in the shadows fer a while.

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-12 16:51:45


that was some long beauty rest, Betty!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-12 16:52:31


what do you expect cookie....IM OLD!

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-12 16:53:39


well, one would have thought you'd have beauty sleep, Betty, not beauty coma...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-12 16:54:47


well, a girls gotta do what a gils gotta do! There is only so much beauty cream I can buy at a time

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-12 16:55:44


that's one cow's worth of cream for one night...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-12 16:56:05


Betty - don't you know it! A girl has to take care of herself!

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-12 16:57:01


that and all the vegetable based creams I can find....I nearly slide right outa bed

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-12 16:58:02


gotta watch the satin sheets there, Betty...

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Posted by BitterBetty 2004-10-12 16:59:43


dont you know it....thats why I seran wrap my bed....

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Posted by son_of_a_gunn_25 2004-10-12 17:55:40


Bitter Betty I bet at your age that isn't the ONLY reason you saran wrap your bed. That bathroom just seems to get a bit further away every day...

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-12 22:53:11


but does it have a lock? That's the latest fashion, you know...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-12 22:54:51


I know she keeps quite the collection of whips and switches out there, too...

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Posted by kissmycookie 2004-10-12 23:04:17


don't go down to her basement...

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Posted by NYadgal 2004-10-12 23:07:15


That's a frightening thought! BitterBetty's basement...

"Cocoon" meets "Blair Witch"

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Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-15 13:32:53


Just call her Betty the 8th.

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-15 13:33:54


Undi- i have it on good authority...she is a lesbian

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Posted by beacon1 2004-10-15 13:37:47


I was thinking that she ought to meet RightSaidRick...

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-15 13:54:38


who is that?

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Posted by beacon1 2004-10-15 14:04:05


Bobby,

You haven't met RSR yet?

Do a quick messageboard search for Right Said Rick and you'll discover what a colorful, dedicated and deeply disturbed guy he is. :o) His favorites stalkees are Eddie Varley and Marc Shaiman who have enjoyed his "hospitality" from time to time. If you enjoyed "Deliverance"...if you like Hannibal Lector...then you will love RSR. LOL!

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Posted by Bobby457 2004-10-15 14:05:40


sounds intriguing