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Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by thetinymagic2 2012-10-01 23:28:50



http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/10/01/predicting-mitt-romneys-debate-zingers

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-01 23:34:37


Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by romantico 2012-10-01 23:45:51


Will Bruce Villanch be writing Mitt's zingers?

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by thetinymagic2 2012-10-02 00:33:24


does Mittens even know what a Hostess Snack Cake is???

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 00:36:19


No, but Ann's thighs do.

WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?!

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jim Colyer 2012-10-02 01:02:13


Romney will make a fool of Obama!

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 01:04:05


Just like you make a fool out of yourself every day, racist?

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Kad 2012-10-02 01:08:18


Obama will strap Romney to the roof of his car in these debates.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by fingerlakessinger 2012-10-02 01:54:55


Another brilliant zinger?
sorry....couldn't resist. But in Romney's case...he has never had a "brilliant" zinger.
I'm not holding my breath for one in this or any of the debates.
And Jim...please tell me how Romney will make a fool out of Obama. Every time Romney gets on stage he pretty much hangs himself. With Obama there to knock them back at him, he is gonna die all by himself.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by strummergirl 2012-10-02 02:33:34


It will somehow re-appropriate the term "change", "forward", "you built that", golf trips, "apologizing", or whatever.

I hope he raises his bet stakes with the president from the time he actually made a bet for $10,000 with Rick Perry. For somebody as dumb and likely inebriated (at the time) as Perry to call shenanigans on that, should be a warning about how easily Romney can lose grip on public speaking on issues and platform.

Oh how I wish to be a fly on the wall during prepping with the Wonder Bread Senator Ron Portman posing as Obama.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by romantico 2012-10-02 03:13:49


Morons ike Jim have already decided that Mitt has won the debate,even before the debate. NO MATTER WHAT,even if Obama wins the debate,to 'them' Mitt has already won. It's called denial.

Jim's frequent desperate posts reveals that they are terrified.Mitt's rich donors have stopped giving him money.Even Chris Wallace on Fox News asked Ryan why they are losing? Yet Romney's idiotic supporters believe if the wish it and keep saying it over and over things will change.

Jim, get to a Doctor fast. I fear what you might do on the morning of November 7th.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by FindingNamo 2012-10-02 07:56:26


Ehhhh, not so fast.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by JoeKv99 2012-10-02 10:47:39


Romney will certainly say about the deficit "you built that." He will certainly use a republican talking point like "now the president apologizes for America...that's not the change we hoped for." He will bizarrely accuse the president of having no foreign policy experience then imply he's really from another country.

Afterwards, Romney will be hailed as the winner by most of the media.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by FindingNamo 2012-10-02 11:13:22


I'm hoping for something like, "I say, the president is grasping for the brass ring hoping to end up like the jockey statue we had outside our winter home when I was growing up!"

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 11:15:13


I hope he says something about our first Negro president.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by FindingNamo 2012-10-02 11:18:54


I hope he asks if Michelle allows him to eat fried chicken or is it only the rest of us she controls with her Democrat-funded healthy eating jihad?

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Reginald Tresilian 2012-10-02 11:19:53


I think Romney is too slick for that.

He might call him "boy," though.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Kad 2012-10-02 11:23:13


Considering how well-spoken and genuine Romney is when he's off-the-cuff, I can't WAIT to see what he's like after being coached for two months. It'll be like Eliza Doolittle at the Embassy Ball.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 11:24:11


I wish Tyler Perry as Madea would moderate the debates.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by JoeKv99 2012-10-02 11:29:34


In response to the obligatory "say something nice about your opponent" Mitt Romney will respond "Barack Obama is just the right height."

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by romantico 2012-10-02 12:06:26


I am praying Mitt will take Donald Trump's advice. Oh God PLEASE make this happen!!!

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trumps-sage-debate-wisdom-for-romney-ask-obama-about-being-born-in-kenya/

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by romantico 2012-10-02 12:52:26


Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Playbilly 2012-10-02 13:35:54


Call him "That one".

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by SNAFU 2012-10-02 13:47:50


I hope he tries to lead Obama in a rousing chorus of "Who Let The Dogs Out?".

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by FindingNamo 2012-10-02 14:11:13


I was just about to post whatever he zings, I HOPE in includes "Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Whowhowho?" But you beat me to it SNAFU.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by SNAFU 2012-10-02 14:15:51


That happens to be my favorestt Romney moment evah!

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by TheatreDiva90016 2012-10-02 14:16:40


I love that the news reports say Mitt has been practicing his zingers on his staff for the last couple of months.

Because that's what makes a good come-back... rehearsal time.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by SonofRobbieJ 2012-10-02 14:17:24


I'd just like to see him toss Obama his keys at the beginning of the debate, expecting him to park the car.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 14:30:22


I love how there's no time limit for them to speak. Because letting Mitt run on and on and on can certainly only help him.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 15:13:13


Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by romantico 2012-10-02 15:13:33


I just hope he starts off the debate with a few jokes,ya know just to warm the crowd up.He's been memorizing one liners and jokes for months? Obama's famous 'Are Your fired Up' from 2008 was something he made up on the spot.He used it in a few speeches and then used it more and more. The same with 'Don't boo, vote!'These all come natural to Obama. They are not fake and have to be written by writers months before a debate. Mitt is so Phony I really think people will see right through him if he tries to be clever and funny. It really says a lot when a person has to practice to be natural and smart.

Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted by Jordan Catalano 2012-10-02 15:17:11


Moderator: Mr. Romney - Talk about your position on where we are with the war in...

Romney;...First I'd like to just thank my lovely wife Ann for being here tonight. Next, I'd like to tell a story. A negro and a Jap walk into a bar...