LATE SHOW's 'Top 10 Signs Your First Day as a News Anchor Didn't Go Well'

Below check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Signs Your First Day as a News Anchor Didn't Go Well" as presented on the Monday, April 22 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

"Signs Your First Day as a News Anchor Didn't Go Well"

10. Well, you're wearing two neckties.

9. Keep mispronouncing your own name.

8. Weatherman tells you to expect an 80% chance of unemployment.

7. Your tearful, on-air admission of falsifying your resume.

6. Referred to Kim Jong Un as "our great and powerful leader."

5. No one appreciated your Walter Cronkite impression.

4. Last story of the broadcast announced a job opening for news anchor.

3. Received congratulatory phone call from Sue Simmons.

2. Kept dropping your pants and yelling, "This just in!"

1. Aspired to be the next Ernie Anastos.

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