BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple

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Alright guys, real talk. There's a certain cast member who needs to be called out. She's a diva. She's inappropriate. She's basically a nightmare with a wig. Here's a little backstory, the adorable Jonah Verdon who is thirteen plays twins Ben and Lisa but sometimes he has an adult stand in, enter thirty-six year old Lanolin Lupone. She says she's distantly related to Patti but she's a dirty liar so it's probably not true...Anyway, we've had enough of her inappropriate behavior backstage so I'm here to let the world know that she's the worst! Here's the Disaster! cast and crew's photo diary/plea to equity to kick her out of the union:

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BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She's always hogging the bathroom. Robb Sapp was waiting for like 15 minutes...

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
When Seth Rudetsky tried to talk to her about it, she got violent and tried to drown him.

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She's one of those girls who just needs ALL of the male attention, and if she doesn't get it, she gets a little too hands-y, especially with Matt Farcher.

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She's in the throws of an intense showmance with Paul Castree. The PDA...I can't. I barf.

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She can't stand sharing the stage with a child and tortures Jonah Verdon constantly.

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She insisted Jennifer Simard try her "signature facial" and gave her some crazy beauty tip..

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
Our stage manager, Jeff Davolt, tried to take a selfie with Lanolin. She was having none of it!

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She refuses to take notes from our associate choreographer, Drew Geraci.

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
She hid under the counter and tripped me when I was crossing backstage!

BWW Blog: Sherz Aletaha of Off-Broadway's DISASTER! - Every Cast Has One Bad Apple
We've tried to warn our newest cast member, Stacey Oristano, about Lanolin's shady ways. Poor Stacey...She'll learn...

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